Fes
Wow, I should have practiced my French more before coming here. I knew that the languages most used other than Arabic were Spanish and French (Spanish more in the north, French more in the south) but I really have forgotten a lot from living in Spain and just not using it. Well. Lesson learned.
By the time we got to Fes, the sun had set, and we were not in the mood to try finding our hotel by walking. We went outside the station and flagged down a taxi... Who decided they just didn't want to take us so they drove off... And then another did this... And then another... We have yet to understand why the taxis stopped but then changed their minds, but eventually we got a "taxi" (we're positive it wasn't official) and got taken to the medina. We had to find our way from there, because the medina of Fes (remember medina means old city) does not allow cars. That, or no one is stupid enough to try driving in it, because the paths are so narrow and winding it would be physically impossible to do so. After a couple of "do you know oued souafine?" 's we asked the owner of an empty restaurant and he walked us to the right place. We came into the hotel, which really must have been an old mansion, because the entire middle was just a gorgeous stone courtyard with a makeshift ceiling three stories up. It was beautiful, but cold. The host took us up to the roof to see the view, then we decided to go out for dinner, so we walked through some of the medina to a nice restaurant area and ate. Well, Joaquín ate, I only had mint tea, because of the delicious and very late lunch we'd consumed on the road. We walked back and climbed up to the roof again to take some pictures,
then crawled into bed. We wanted to wake up early the next morning and give ourselves some time to explore Fes, because we had tickets to Casablanca at 13:15, but once we woke up and got packed and had breakfast, it was a little later than we had anticipated. Still, we managed to explore quite a lot of the medina, see the mosque we wanted to see,
and see the open air tanneries (or, more accurately, smell them).
The medina in Fes was crazier, busier, older, and more colorful and winding and strange than anything we could have expected. Once, we walked into a small enclosure where two giant trees were growing, went through, explored for almost an hour, and then ended up in that same enclosure with no idea how we managed to get there again. Yet, I managed to keep a vague understanding of where we were most of the time, guiding us back to places we wanted to see again without too much difficulty. We bought some souvenirs, (none at the tannery, though I was very tempted), and found our way out of the medina and into a taxi, back to the station. We were moving on to Casablanca. If we go again, I will make sure we spend more time in Fes.
Casablanca
The bus to Casablanca got us there around 18:00 so we, again, took a taxi to our place (this time not a hotel but the house of a nice retired French woman named Elisabeth who lets her extra room to tourists, and who seems to live in an area Joaquín described as "the Florida for the French," in other words, lots of retirement communities) and after dropping off our stuff, we walked to the medina, down a long road with a high wall on one side and so many people selling and buying wares that it was hard to walk, finally making our way to the end and heading to Rick's Cafe.
Yes, I'm aware that this is as touristy as you can get; going to Rick's Cafe in Casablanca, even when you know it isn't the same cafe because the cafe scenes were filmed in a studio, but not caring and going anyway. Hell, I even ordered a Casablanca beer. I also took a picture with the head waiter while wearing his Fes, which he offered to me with the most tourist-pleasing smile ever.
After dinner, we walked back through the medina and stopped in a Starbucks to use the wifi and have tea, and later went to bed.
The next day we went to the Hassan II Mosque which is absolutely beautiful.
It's huge, intricately designed, and right on the sea; waves are practically crashing at the walls, and it just dominates the whole seascape, in a stunning way.

It's one of those buildings that you know will be famous for centuries to come, long after it's creators and their descendants are dead. Unfortunately, we unknowingly planned our vacation at the celebration of Mohamed's birthday, a three day weekend. We were here on Sunday, so maybe that's why the mosque was closed, but I think it was more because of the holiday. It was still incredible from the outside. After taking a bunch of pictures there, we walked along the boardwalk for a while and made our way to the train station (we wanted to buy our tickets for the night train we would be taking from Marrakech to Tangier). But for some reason (maybe the holiday again?) there was no train the night we wanted to go, so we decided to stay another night in Marrakech and take the train the next night. Once we got that all figured out, we went to the place we had stayed to pick up our backpacks and walked around some more. We passed some wicked graffiti,

a mosque that was made to look like a pirate ship (vaguely),
and we walked past the cathedral (which is very sad and abandoned looking, but still an interesting mix of Moroccan architecture with church style)
and headed to the bus station to get to Marrakech. Last stop on our grand tour!
Marrakesh/Marrakech
I have no idea which is the correct spelling according to whom; they are both used commonly enough and there are so many different spellings for Arabic names of places using the Latin alphabet that it is nearly impossible to navigate anywhere in the country anyways unless you hear the words spoken and can repeat them exactly as you heard them. I suppose that's what happens when you have a country that has been ruled over by the French, the Spanish, and their own people, intermittently over the last few centuries. Are the words Arabic influenced by French? By Spanish? By English? Who knows!
We got to Marrakech Sunday evening and took a taxi to our hotel (back to a hotel this time), which was right up the road from both Place Koutoubia and Jamaa El-Fna, (also possibly spelled Djma El-Fna) two of the most famous places in the old city. That night, we wandered around the square and ate at a cafe with a terrace overlooking the bustling block, attempting not to freeze or be burned by the food.
Also one of us may have fed a skulking cat that had the most pitiful eyes ever.
The next day, we went to the Museum of Marrakesh, which involved a beautiful Moroccan building with beautiful Moroccan artifacts and beautiful, sad stray Moroccan cats (much like basically most of Morocco). We walked by the Jamaa El-Fna again, this time to see what it was like in the day. During the night, it was crowded with fruit-juice stands, kabob pop-up restaurants, and circles of Moroccan musicians and dancers and audience members. During the day, it was very similar, except at now there were snake charmers and monkey trainers instead of musicians and dancers. I, stupidly, allowed my gaze to linger too long on a snake charming act and got us dragged into holding them and getting our pictures taken,

for which we then got to pay (mostly what frustrated me was how clearly the snakes were drugged or just not well taken care of, but the animals seem to be my weakness in this country. The monkeys, too, were not happy about their chain necklaces)... We then walked all the way to Le Jardin Majorelle, which was originally a private garden owned by a guy named, you guessed it, Majorelle, but came into the possession of Yves Saint Laurent at some point, and also became a public garden. It really is beautiful: full of plants from every continent that has plants, as well as koi ponds and gorgeous pots painted bright colors and hanging, flowering vines, and a quiet atmosphere, of which the city could certainly use more.

We finished with the garden, ate lunch in a nearby cafe, and walked back to the medina, down through the heart of it, picking up some trinkets along the way (we learned far too late that we are very bad at haggling). We explored more of the medina, happening upon the metal market, where they make things out of, well, metal, and in the evening we ended up back at Jamaa El-Fna, eating dinner, not at a lofty perch above the swarm like the night before, but down among it, in one of the restaurant-stands. It reminded me of being at the renaissance fair. We got to witness one adorable child's first attempt at eating an olive. Her emotions went from curiosity and desire to shock and contempt very quickly (though that did not stop her from trying to eat more).
The next day (because remember we now had TWO WHOLE DAYS in Marrakech!) we went to the Saadien Tombs.

These probably would have been better with a tour guide, but I wikied some info and managed to discover that this graveyard had been lost (somehow in the middle of the city) for centuries after a King walled it up, and was only found after some aerial documentation of the city was done. The king destroyed a bunch of buildings but they assume he didn't destroy this one due to superstition (you know, of a bunch of dead people). Well, I'm glad, because it's a gorgeous area with beautiful tombs (princes and nobles inside the buildings; servants and soldiers outside in the courtyard). We went to a cafe for lunch (and to try the last food we needed to try: pastilla, which is a sweet pastry on the outside, but filled with savory meats and vegetables. A very strange but delicious combination). We then made our way to the Palais Badia, the ruins of a palace, where we walked up a tower to view the city.

We also saw a magnificent CHAIR (which actually was really cool: it's a religious chair that priests would preach from which was made centuries ago in Cordoba and involves thousands of carved wood and bone panels and inscriptions, most of which is still there. The experience was slightly dampened by a cat that was crying from one of the walls, presumably because it couldn't figure out how to get down... Believe me when I say, I will remember the cats of Morocco far longer than I will remember most other aspects of the country...
From that palace, we walked to a different, more intact palace, And toured that before walking through yet more of the medina we had yet to experience. We went to the Place Koutoubia to see the sunset,
but Joaquín had started feeling sick earlier and we decided to go find a pharmacy and get some medicine, then we ate at KFC (HIS idea), and finally got our bags from the hotel and headed to the train station. We took a night train from Marrakech to tangier, took a taxi from tangier to Tanger Med, the port, took a ferry across to Algeciras, took a bus from there to Malaga, and I am currently writing this while in a car on our way back to Madrid. By the end of it all, we were actually trying to think of forms of transportation that we didn't use on this trip, since we managed to get a whole bunch in. So that was our trip to Morocco! Thanks for reading!